Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Stranger Things (2016) and the Future of Stories

Anyone who grew up in the 1980's can probably name every movie, TV or book that fuels that itch in your brain that says, 'Wait, I've seen this, no maybe not.', in the Duffer brothers series for Netflix Stranger Things. Teens or young adults too may recognize some of the influences due to the remakes of many of the influential media in this reboot culture, or because it feels like it was produced by J.J. Abrahams. The thing to remember when we watch Stranger Things is that it is neither a reboot, a remake or even a wannabe, it's influenced.

Everything in the show feels like something we've seen before, the telekinetic girl, the Dungeons and Dragons playing boys, the parallel universe, the sadistic scientist and his government funded fringe science laboratory. It squishes all these familiar elements into a fresh new package, even though the comparison pitch for this show would be: it's like Super 8 meets Twin Peaks, a Stephen King novel meets Goonies, Freaks and Geeks meets Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Breakfast Club meets Lovecraft. Even the opening credits was like an NWR film, that's Nicolas Winding Refn for anyone who hasn't seen The Neon Demon, with the bright neon colors and low thumping electronic theme song. Is smashing all these influences together a bad thing? No, I don't think so.

They don't hide this fact. They come out and say it upfront that it is an homage to 80's pop thrillers and is inspired by the plethora of media formally mentioned. Is our willingness to call foul on everything that comes out make it necessary for them to say this or is it necessary to inform viewers who weren't born in the 80's that they aren't plagiarizing the works of others because they didn't put that remake branding stamp on it? Will everything that we create from now on that feels familiar in any way need a footnote to the media or ideas that influenced it? Anyone reading a philosophy book written in the last twenty years might say 'yes' because Plato's thoughts on death have to be referenced along side every other philosopher's idea on death before the modern day philosopher can give his philosophy on the subject that includes centuries of scientific data supporting a new more up to date version of the idea. So how does anyone ever have a truly original idea anymore?

At the GenCon convention's 2016 Writers Symposium, they held a panel asking that same question on Creating Truly New Ideas. What did we discover from our inquiry, are there truly new ideas? No, not really. Why?  The fact is there are only six basic emotional arcs of storytelling. You can read about those here. In short a group of computer scientists fed a computer 1,700 stories then data mined the most common emotional arcs and found six. One day, in the hopefully not so far future, we will be able to link our brains to computers to stimulate our emotional senses using one of the six basic arcs instead of having to read or watch the story itself to experience it. 

Of course there are more emotional story arcs than that, but there is a consensus that a lot of ideas have been done before and a lot of plots are being reused over and over. John August and Craig Mazin, two hollywood screenwriters who talk about the business of writing scripts on their podcast Scriptnotes, discussed this very question on their show. In response to the low number of six emotional arcs Mr. Mazin remarked, "the story may be known, but how the characters react in their surroundings can be new."

The character's are never the same. They live in different communities. They grow up or have grown up in different circumstances. They make different decisions just like I do and you do. That's why you yell at the girl in the horror movie to 'run' and scream curse words when she doesn't or does run, but in the wrong direction. That's why when a movie like You're Next comes along it's so refreshing, a girl in a typical horror movie situation doesn't lay down and take it or cries about it, she fights back. Hell yeah!

The communities themselves can be different enough to put a new coat of paint on something we've seen before. Hawkins, Indiana is not so different from Chippewa, Michigan, but contain details that are specific to the community of the characters that determines their culture and influence their choices. Most religions or cultures have a flood story, but not all stories are the same. They are different between cultures and communities because of the power of myth, hero worship and ancient aliens. We look for those differences to explore how something already told can be told again and influence a new generation of people.


That's why I like Stranger Things. Instead of just making something we've seen before or making something we haven't seen but slap a brand name on it, Ghostbusters, they take everything we love and breath new life into it. You could call it derivative, but I think Stranger Things does something we should start doing more of and that is to make more things created on influences. Then it will be awesome to watch the next generation of shows and movies that have been influenced by this generations shows and movies. Everything continuing to build on top of each other, until it all comes crashing down and we have to start building all over again, those lucky bastards. 

Wednesday, July 13, 2016

The Plus Tax Headache

I miss Japan, but I don't miss it as much as I thought I would. I miss the night life, the safety and the ease of transportation (I already talked about driving in Back Home Again in Indiana), but now that I've been back for awhile, the thing I miss the most is the transparent prices in supermarkets and convenient stores.

I went in to the CVS to pick up something to drink, as one would, and the prices ended in a 7 or an 8. I thought, 'Wow that might be the price at the counter.' Well, no it wasn't, it was the price before tax. It used to always be 9. A 1.99 or .99 cents, but now it's 1.77 on the tag and at the register add 7 percent sales tax to make it a 1.89.

Why can't the tag just say '1.89' and I go to the register and it's a 1.89. Why all the cloak and dagger on tax? In Japan if it read 179 (they don't use decimal points), I would pay a 179 yen for the drink. No smoke and mirrors.

Why is this important to me and you? Because if I see 1.77, I can look in my wallet and find a 1.77 and know I have enough to buy this product. When I go to the counter and now it's 1.89, I have a dollar and eighty-six cents in change, I now have to use my credit card to buy a Snapple peach ice tea.

You know sales tax is 7% so just do the math dummy! Sure that sounds swell, thanks for the advice, but they're a large corporate organization who prints the tags and sends them out to the stores to label the products, why don't they just do it? They put the burden on the consumer to know how much tax will be added at the register. And yes it is easier now with cell phones and smart phones that have calculators, but how many people do you think know how to calculate tax? Probably more than you think. Just for instructional purposes, 1.77 x .07 = .12

Now lets say you need to buy 3 items. One is 6.98, another at 2.97 and the last is the 1.77 Snapple peach ice tea. How is your total including tax?

The break down: 6.98 + 2.97 + 1.77 = 11.72, now times the total by .07, 11.72 x .07 = .82, add that to 11.72 and you get 12.54.

6.98 x .07 = .49 which is 7.47
2.97 x .07 = .21 which is 3.18
1.77 x .07 = .12 which we know is 1.89

And all together it is 12.54. I'll be honest a little part of me thought it might be different and my whole reasoning for wanting transparent tax prices would go out the window. But it's the SAME! So then why not just price it with the taxed amount? What is this game the American retail market is playing with us?

To add all that up to know how much I would be paying before I went to the register was about a five minute process. I even used Siri to help calculate without punching in the all the numbers myself, and even with her I had to jump through some hoops. Here's how it went:

Joshua: What is two dollars and ninety-seven cents times .07?
Siri: Hmm...let me think. The answer is about 0.21 US dollars.
Joshua: What is two dollars and ninety-seven cents plus twenty-one cents?
Siri: Let's see... The answer is 3.18 US dollars.
Joshua: What is three dollars and eighteen cents plus a dollar eighty-nine?
Siri: Checking... The answer is 5.07 US dollars.
Joshua: What is six dollars and ninety-eight cents times .07?
Siri: Let me think about that. The answer is about .49 US dollars.
Joshua: What is six dollars and ninety-eight cents plus forty-nine cents?
Siri: OK let me check that for you. The is answer is 7.47 US dollars.
Joshua: What is the previous total plus that total?
Siri: OK here web results for previous total.
Joshua: No, go back.
Siri: Sorry, I can't help you with that.
Joshua: What is three dollars and eighteen cents plus a dollar eighty-nine?
Siri: Checking... The answer is 5.07 US dollars.
Joshua: What is six dollars and ninety-eight cents times .07?
Siri: Let me think about that. The answer is about .49 US dollars.
Joshua: What is six dollars and ninety-eight cents plus forty-nine cents?
Siri: Checking on that. The is answer is 7.47 US dollars.
Joshua: What is 7.47 US dollars plus the previous total?
Siri: Checking my sources. OK, I found this on the web for 'What is US$7.47 plus the previous total.
Joshua: Damn it!
Siri: Now, now.
Joshua: What is five dollars and seven cents plus seven dollars and forty-seven cents?
Siri: Checking... The answer is about 12.54 US dollars.

So the problem there was she couldn't add it all together. For some reason she kept getting stuck on the US dollars part. When I tried it again using the language, 'What is six point nine eight times point zero seven?' She calculated it, then I said, 'Plus six point nine eight?' She added it to the answer .49. So if you use Siri use numbers and decimals instead of dollars cents.

I mentioned before, Japan doesn't use decimals and 99% of all the stores include tax on their labels. There are a 1% of stores, mostly electronic stores and this one little bakery in Tanimachi yon-choume that add tax after, so if I buy three items at 189, 747 and 318, and don't feel like adding in my head, I can ask Siri, 'What's 189 plus 747 plus 318?' She would reply, '1,254.' Easy. But to be clear, my beef isn't with decimals it is with the label price on the shelf then the plus tax at the register, just add the tax to the label and make everyone's life a little easier. I'm still going to buy it at 1.89, I just want to know t's going to be 1.89 before I go to the register without calculating the price before hand. Yes, technically your store is selling Snapple peach ice tea for 1.77 and the government is making you add a 7% tax on it, but hey man, be cool and just add the tax for us before we have to pay.

I'm not going to hold my breath on this one, and you shouldn't either.

Happy shopping America.